Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Throwback: The 4th Idiot a.k.a The Umbrella Goes to Bangalore

One of my favorite films of all time is “3 Idiots”.  I’ve seen it several times with and without subtitles.  It’s a coming of age film featuring the journey of incoming freshmen students at the prestigious Imperial College of Engineering or ICE.  Much as I want to tell you the story, I prefer that you watch it instead. One thing’s for sure, after watching it; it will make you take stock of your life.

Source:  Wikimedia

So how does this movie relate to this post?  My Boslet and I attended an international conference in India and the venue was at the campus where the “3 Idiots” was filmed, Indian Institute of Management Bangalore (IIMB). So it was like a pilgrimage of sorts for me.

Unlike my previous post, I had three months to plan the trip.  What to wear was not an issue.  The trip was for an international conference so it was business attire for us.  It was also during winter so we definitely know what to bring.

The biggest issue was, what to eat?  Not because we were clueless about what we will be served but because we knew what we will be served.  It’s no secret that Indian food is on the spicy side and it’s an acquired taste.   It was a challenge because Boslet and I do not like spicy food.  So, what did we do about it? One magical answer:  De Lata!  Thankfully, our Christmas Food Basket has already been distributed before we left the country.

But the story does not end there.  Let me share with you some tips and snippets of our (mis)adventures.

The Hotel

Source:  Arama Suites Gallery

Tip No. 1:  If you are not familiar with the place, stay near your intended destination. The conference was for three whole days so we decided to stay just right outside the campus.  We actually had the option to stay on campus but the place I booked turned out to be much cheaper.  The following tips will also show why I chose this option.

Tip No. 2:  Stay in hotels that offer free shuttle service to nearby destinations.  One of the very reasons we chose the hotel was that they have a shuttle service that took us daily to IIMB. We also used their shuttle for our grocery run. And because the hotel’s driver was already familiar with us, he was also our tour guide when we went around the city.

Tip No. 3:  If you have food issues, choose a hotel with a microwave oven. Or better yet, get a serviced apartment where you can cook your own food.  Aside from having kitchenette in some rooms, our hotel also has a Guest Kitchen where you can request the onsite chef to help you cook your food.  And if you want to have food delivered from outside, the front desk can arrange your order.  They can even pick up your food from nearby restos free of charge. In my case, this service helped in addressing the language barrier but not our respective definitions of spicy and no spicy.

Tip No. 4:  Be nice to the service staff.  Yes, it’s their job to help you and they are getting paid to do it. But, courtesy and politeness go a long way.  They’re your best asset when you are in a not so familiar place.  They can give you travel tips and advice that you won’t see in guidebooks.  More importantly, you can gain new friends and family away from home.

The Food

To give you a background, Boslet and I are extremes when it comes to food. I am a picky eater (sensitive tummy) while she’s what you can call a “cowboy”. She’ll eat anything. But during this trip, the tables turned.  I was still a picky eater but surprisingly, this time, I had higher tolerance for new stuff than Boslet who almost throughout the trip “survived” on canned goods.

It all started in our flight from Bangkok to Bangalore (Thai Airways).  Being a picky eater, I know the drill. I pre-ordered my food.  I usually order “Bland”. Knowing that Boslet does not have food restrictions, I did not pre-order a special meal for her.  My mistake. It was a good thing that we ate dinner during our layover in Bangkok because Boslet did not like the airplane food.  Not only was it spicy but she did not like the way it smelled.

Breakfast with a view.
The hotel's rooftop resto/kitchen.
The breakfast choices served at the hotel were traditional Indian dishes.  Thankfully, breads and eggs were part of the selection. Oh by the way, eggs were served based on your order.  But ordering egg was a bit of a challenge.

Wait staff:  Madam, would you like some omelet?
Me:  Can I have it sunny side up, instead?
Wait staff:  Is that boiled egg?
Me:  Ok, omelet for me!

I’m easy to please.

To be fair to all the staff, they were very accommodating and attentive to our needs.  They even allowed Boslet to teach them how to cook the canned sausages we brought. And their rooftop resto/kitchen has an amazing view to think that it was actually in the city.

Off we went to the conference. Our registration fee covered snacks and lunch.  Unlike in the Philippines where snacks tend to be on the heavy side, theirs was light – cookies, biscuits, coffee, tea and water. And then lunch came. It was in a forest-like setting.  Lunch was a buffet of a wide-array of Indian dishes. It was our first lunch so we tried to pick some food we knew we can eat like rice! We really didn’t get to eat much. Skyflakes to the rescue. In the case of Boslet, she had some sliced bread from our breakfast. After that experience, we knew what to do the following day.  But before we proceed to that, let’s talk about dinner.

Boslet knew better. She just ordered rice which she ate together with her canned goods.  I, on the other hand, tried to be adventurous. With the front desk staff making the call, I ordered Chicken Tikka and Butter Naan.  I’ve had them in the past, and at one time in Bangladesh, another South Asian country like India.  Because they were aware that we do not like spicy food, I heard the front desk guy tell the person on the other line, “no spicy, ok.” After an hour my food arrived and I was so excited to eat my dinner.  Knowing that we ordered no spicy, I took a big bite of the chicken (hey I was so hungry and India is 2 ½ hours later than the Philippines).  It was epic. Tears were rolling down my eyes as I ate. No, the food did not make me sad. It was so spicy that my eyes couldn’t help but tear up. Thankfully, I also ordered Naan (pronounced nan), a bread similar to pita. So if you ask me what I had for dinner that night, I’ll answer that I had naan.

The lush woods were lunch was set.
We had to go deep into the woods.
With lessons learned from the previous day’s lunch. We made a work plan. During breakfast, we had our canned goods such as Spam and vienna sausage cooked at the hotel’s kitchen and packed them in the microwavable containers we brought with us.  So for lunch, we each got a plate of rice and bottled water.  Then we searched for the farthest table in the forest. One were nobody could join us. And then voila, we brought out our spam and sausages! Lunch was good. 

Potato Overload
For dinner, we decided to go to McDonalds.  Even if it’s an American franchise, the food selection is still dependent on the country where it is located.  For example in India, you cannot have hamburger. So I settled for a McAloo Tikki. Instead of ground beef, the patty is a combination of potatoes and ground peas with special Indian spices and coated with breadcrumbs.  So I had my potato fries with potato burger! Boslet’s eating habits had gone 180 degrees.  Chicken McNuggets and Fries became her favorite food in India to think that she is not a fan of fastfoods.

Hot Gulab Jamun with Pista Ice Cream

But there's one Indian dish that I really liked and it's a dessert.  And there is a place in the campus that serves it and with ice cream at that! The dessert is called Gulab Jamun. I even brought home some mixes. 

The above anecdotes sum up our food experience in India. I finally understood why our visiting Indian counterparts always tell us that they barely have anything to eat when they’re in the country and that our food is bland.  And I have a feeling that whenever our Indian colleagues (based in the Philippines) serve us their national dishes, they try to adjust their cooking to suit our taste.   


The City, The Campus

Boslet was hungry that she thought the "W"
was a McDonald's "M". Look closely and
you'll actually see the real McDonald's.
Because we were avoiding the Christmas Holiday rush in airports, we didn’t take extra days to explore Bangalore.  So our activities were just limited to the conference and a very short visit downtown. 

Tip No. 5:  If there are things you would like to buy and you have limited time, research the stores ahead of time and get the advice of your trusted, tour guide/new friend.  Prior to arriving in Bangalore, I had already researched the places where we could buy local goods such as traditional tops, pashmina and of course, bangles! So off we went to MG Road and Commercial Street.  One word to describe these shopping areas:  Colorful.  We had a grand time haggling. The pashminas were really soft to the touch.  The jewelries were such a sight. Was so surprised that some traditional attire are not that pricey. I actually spent my last day in India wearing a Kurti which got me into a certain situation at the airport.  You’ll read about it later.


Stones and lush plants

Let’s go back to the campus where we spent most of our time. The conference was composed of various technical sessions. Honestly, it was draining.  Things we do for the love of learning and professional development. But the beauty of the campus was enough to lift the spirit of somebody with affinity to beautiful architecture and landscaping.  It has an all-stone architecture enclosed in lush woods.  Add to that the cool weather.  The total effect provided an old world feel that I truly liked. 

See, I really liked the old feel of the campus.

The Umbrella

Of course my stay at the campus would have not been complete if I did not visit the areas featured in the film 3 Idiots. I had to drag Boslet around the campus including the students' dorms where the gang of Farhan, Raju and Rancho stayed.  And where’s the best place to have my obligatory umbrella photo?  At the “Water Tank”.  I suggest that you watch the movie to understand why this area has become iconic.

Water tank at the back
Side Note

I mentioned the Kurti, right? During our flight back home, I decided to wear the Kurti.  More often than not, people who do not know me always mistake me for a South Asian because of my physical features.  So in the airport, after I’ve gone through immigration, I went through security check. The attendant spoke to me in the local language.  I politely replied in English telling her that I didn’t understand what she said. But she kept on speaking to me in the local language. I had an inkling that she thought that I was a local refusing to speak the local language and that irritated her. After several tries, she spoke to me in English and said that my carry-on did not have the tag of my airlines and that I should go back to my airlines and get the tag. My eyeballs almost fell out of theirs sockets! It didn’t occur to her that I have already gone past the immigration.  Thankfully, there were kind attendants (from other airlines) in the area who helped solve the issue. They gave me a tag.  I learned that it is in the tag where they put the mark that the carry-on has passed their security check. I’ve traveled to several countries already and it was the first time that I had the tag issue.  From then on, I never leave the airline counter without a tag. I even request them to put a tag even on my very small pouch (paranoid much?).

But as Rancho says, “All izz well.”

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